Meet the Quack November 8, 2007Posted by kittyadventures in Uncategorized.
Tags: magneto, nablopomo, quack
Well people I decided it was time to introduce you all to Quack. He is a duck, but you knew that already I supose.
As a cat he is a complete failure. Can't hunt, or purr, or beat up dogs. On top of all that he just runs around the barn yard all day long quaking and pooping. That is what ducks do lots of quacking and pooping. They are not too bright.
And then there is this! Growl
What self respecting animal does this!
NO self respecting cat would be caught dead in a stupid bucket of water. What a complete failure as an animal. The leaste he could do is go catch a mouse.
WEll i suposse you are all gjong to be saying isn't he cute and what a pretty bird.
Hah! go snorgle that. You won't be so happy with a face full of wet feathers.
Of course Annie would say how he is so cute and adorable when it rains and how his quack is soooo sweet. She is too soft. I think I need to toughen her up maybe make her march around a bit and bring more discipline into her life. Maybe the duck too.
And what are you doing goofing off reading this you should be off catching varmits and chasing bugs.
HEY I smell a gopher. Gotta Go!