Computers By Magneto November 2, 2007Posted by kittyadventures in Uncategorized.
Tags: maneto, nablopomo
There are days when your human really just needs you to interupt them at the computer.
Now for those of you who do not know, a computer is really a very useless machine. It takes up vast amounts of your humans time.
It makes noise. And it can not be eaten or chased or played with. Although it is nice for blogging to your cat friends.. It is still mostly useless in my book.
ON those days when you find your Human spending too much time at the computer it is advisable to intrude and interupt. There are several ways to accomplish this. You can start a fight with one of the other cats in the house but that only lasts for a few minutes. You can try throwing up a hairball as it is more effective and gets the human to stop and pay attention for a few minutes while petting you and cleaning the mess up.
But truely the most effective method is to get up on the desk and get between your human and the key board thus capturing their full attention. Then make sure to rub your head on their hand each time they try to use the mouse or type. This makes it very hard to type accurately.
Also stepping on the keyboard itself works good and Lying down on the key board works even better.
Generally laying near the keyboard works good and make sure to work the extra cutness factor in.
Note how effectively the Closed eyes and smiling face works. Be sure to use the loudest purr you can muster.
In my experience this manuever has a 98% rate of effectivness with a 100% rate of getting petted and a 93% rate of getting a treat.
Now remember your human needs you to do this to keep them from over working. Besides who couldn't use an extra treat.