There is no pleasing people!

 

Lilac extreme closeup

Harrrmrewp! (Kitty head shakes) You try and try and try to make your human happy and what do you get? Grief I tell You! Pure Grief. 

Now last night being the good hunter that I am, I caught a mouse.(I know it was just a small mouse but it was a M O U S E ). So I carefully bring it in the house, and bring it to Annie to Share with her. Ya know, let her know I am keeping up my job of varmit control. And the first thing she says is NOOOOOOO! You can not bring dead mice in the house it isn't allowed Lilac. I give her the look! That's right the look. ( I know the rules. No bringing DEAD mice in the house) And her response….

 

Oh my God Lilac you can't bring live ones in here either. I am so busy trying to play with the little guy that I am not paying any attention at all. There I am happily poking at the guy and trying to get him out of the corner to really get a good grip. Maybe get a cople of mouse tosses in. I am particularly good at mouse tossing….When Annie coomes with a paper towel to pick the prey(oops I mean the cute little dickens) up. then once she gets a hold of it she goes Awww it is just a little baby!..Now Lilac you know if you bring em in and I am here and they aren't half dead I let them go she says.

Drat it all. I worked hard to get that dirty little rat(I mean mouse). So then she goes ohh he is all tiny and she goes to take a picture of it. I am enclosing it here for you to see so you know I am not making it up.

 

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Annie says to tell you this one is just so you can see how little he is she was trying to take it fast before he ran away. He is standing Next to a penny. 

 

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And here he is in focus. Right before the release! Grumphhhh!

 

 

 

 

 

So she takes him to a photo session and then she locks all of us cats in the house while she goes and puts him in the mouse witness protection program and releases him to an undisclosed location. Hoping we won't find him.

SO I think okay lesson learned don't bring MICE into the house.

 

Then this morning after a really hard hunt I caught a lizard. Now let me tell you these guys are fast and slippery. It was hard to catch him and I had to drag him around to the front of the house and find one of the windows with a hole in the screen that was open so I could get him into the house. Magneto apparently has made two of these and Annie got tired of fixing them only to have Mags do it again so we have these great cat doors (By the way thanks Magneto for your ingenuity and persistance). Anyway so I bring it in the house and right to the office doors so Annie can see the lizard. And I start telling her about it.

Then she starts again with the whole Lilac you can not bring dead things in my house this includes lizards. (She thinks it is dead because it is playing dead) Then she sees its breathing and she says and you can't bring in live things either.  She goes to get another paper towel to pick up the lizard. (I don't know why she thinks they might bite her but she is weird in that way.) 

This time she doesn't take a picture. She promises next time she is home and I catch one she will film it.

Any way he also got taken back to the garden to be released in another undisclosed location.

If there were any justice in this world she would have let me eat the lizard.

I checked with Magneto she says she has lost countless birds , three mice and her own lizard in this fashion.

 

Stupid crazy humans.

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